Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Arizona Threatens To Cut Off LA’s Power

You will see this happen at Mission Bay this summer, we promise.Some Arizona energy commissioner is threatening to cut off electricity supplies to Los Angeles unless LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa renounces the city’s boycott. “I would be happy to help them to renegotiate the power agreements so they no longer receive power from Arizona,” commissioner Gary Pierce told ABC News. Arizona has a nuke plant plus some filthy coal plants, plus it takes hydropower from the Colorado River, which has been dammed and ruined for this purpose by awful people from Arizona (and the water is from the Rocky Mountains, not Arizona, which doesn’t have water), and some of this electrical power is sold to California — including about a quarter of LA’s electricity. This is what they’re going to do if you complain about them being actual Nazis. It’s going to be fun when Commander in Chief Barack Obama orders a U.S. military invasion of this rogue state, isn’t it? Better complete the danged fence on the northern and western and eastern borders, too!

“I feel like if you’re going to boycott the candy store, you’ve got to leave all the candy alone,” said Arizona Corporation Commissioner Gary Pierce. Arizona provides 25 percent of Los Angeles’ power.

“I feel like Arizona is the candy store,” he added.

Pierce made his challenge after the Los Angeles City Council’s 13-1 vote earlier this month to boycott Arizona and Arizona-based businesses.

Californians have called Arizona a lot of names over the years, but “candy store” isn’t one of them.

Meanwhile, Arizona racists have begun a campaign of harassment against San Diego, which in many ways is just a pricey suburb of Phoenix. The City of San Diego (actually run from a federal prison) put out some mild condemnation of Arizona’s “round up the browns” law, not even a boycott, but now the dumb Zonies are threatening not to make their annual summer pilgrimage to Mission Bay, the tacky colony for Arizona heat exiles.

Sure they won’t come. Not only is San Diego the closest white-person seashore to Phoenix, but it’s literally the only place that would tolerate the tacky loud-mouth red-faced sunburned-fake-boobed pot-belliedArizona suburban lamers. Not even right-wing Orange County wants Arizona trash — OC might be kind of wingnutty, politically, but it’s also very very rich and fancy on the coast. Not really the kind of place for people who never take the fucking plastic off their couches. [ABC News/Fox News]

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